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Sex Toy Reviewer Audacia Describes Using And Enjoying Using The Topco Love Machine
This review of the Love Machine from Topco has been a very long time in the making. This product has been tested by me and by four - yes four - of my eager friends, to ensure consistent quality and durability. I wanted to be absolutely certain that the Love Machine had undergone rigorous use before I encouraged anyone to drop a good chunk of money on a mechanical sex machine.
The Love Machine is a compact mechanical fucking device that can give you up to 180 strokes per minute worth of penetrative pussy or butthole pleasure. This thing is quite a ride.
One of the first things I fell in love when using the Love Machine to pleasure myself with was the adjustability of the angle. You can use the Love Machine in all sorts of sexual positions. It even has holes in the back designed to allow you to hang it on the wall! I kid you not, you can mount it here, there, or anywhere.
My favorite way to use my Love Machine by leaning over the edge of the bed or a large pillow and then sitting back on the Love Machine and letting it do all the work. I’ve also used it laying on my back, sitting on it, and squatting over it.
The Love Machine also includes six attachments for your masturbatory pleasure. It even has a masturbation sleeve for the men, which may look scary, but actually proved to be quite pleasurable - so I am told! While I felt that the attachments could have varied slightly more in size, I actually tend to only use one of them, and unless you’re a serious size queen, you’re going to be satisfied with what’s included.
I also must point out that the attachments are of a quality you would expect from a sex machine from Topco, but I wish that additional attachments were available and sold separately in case one wanted to bounce a pussy or butt on bigger and better add-ons. I would encourage you to use condoms with your attachments, and always wash them well before and after use with mild anti-bacterial soap and warm water. Among the attachments are two vibrators, which plug into the side of the machine and I really enjoyed the dual stimulation.
Both the vibrators and the thrust action are controlled by a hand-held remote. This is an awesome feature, since increasing the intensity is easy, and doesn’t distract you from the, ahem, task at hand.
The Love Machine is also surprisingly quiet for what it does and it’s diminutive size makes it easy to store. The convenient handle also makes it easy to move from one place to another.
This bad boy Love Machine will last longer than you can. It just keeps going and going and going, as hard or as softly as you like.
The Love Machine from Topco is the sort of gift that says “I want you to have more orgasms!” What are you waiting for?