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The Monkey Rocker Fucking Machine - Sex Machine For Insatiable Fetish Sex
The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine - Sex Machine For Insatiable Fetish Sex

At last, a very clever inventor of products for sexually adventurous adults has created a high quality fucking machine that requires no electricity, is compact, moves with you and keeps you in control of the ride. And it's environmentally friendly to boot!

The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine’s main component is a pivoting thrust arm that securely holds and thrusts your favorite dildo. In response to your movements, the thruster arm will move fast or slow, deep or shallow, for as long as you wish.

The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine provides sexual sensations that usually require a partner, for the times you would rather enjoy a solo exotic masturbation experience. Plus, being a machine, it never gets tired and can provide an amount or duration of stimulation that many sexual partners cannot. Since you decide how well endowed it is with your personal choice of dildo, you can enjoy whatever degree of fullness you prefer.

The ride on the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine is quiet and discreet and requires little effort or energy on your part to get it moving. Just shifting your body does it, and the sensation of the ride feels easy and natural. There is no learning curve, just move the way your body prefers to create your favorite thrusting action.

The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine works great facing either direction, for vaginal or anal penetration.

The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine comes with small, medium and large rubber O-rings and a strong adjustable strap to allow mounting of almost any flared base dildo. It also comes with a removable Vac-U-Lock plug to attach any
Vac-U-Lock dildo.

The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine is a prime example of the adage,
“Good things come in small packages.” The cushions at their widest point are 16”. At the narrowest point the cushions are 14” wide. The tops of the cushions are 16” from the floor. The length without the handle assembly is just over 22”. It weighs just 25 pounds and is easy to carry by the integrated handles on the cradle sides.

The Monkey Rocker Hybrid is the new and improved version of an old favorite:

1.
Same great cushions and comfortable seating position and smooth, silent thrusting action, now featuring the strength of steel, masterfully blended with the beauty of wood.
2.
With glossy black powder coated steel tubing, micro textured satin black powder coated wood, and black vinyl cushions, this is one sex machine you won't want to hide.
3.
Sleeker,sexier, more open design is easier to clean and offers more access for hands and vibrators.
4.
Redesigned, single piece toy mount is easy to attach toys to, and simple to wipe clean after play.
5.
Ships fully assembled for easy use and easy storage.

To recap, the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machinee is easy to use, can provide extremely satisfying sensual thrusting in a variety of positions for as long as you like, is compact, durable, and environmentally friendly. We highly recommend this innovative product.

The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine can accommodate up to 400 lbs.

Shipping: The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine ships from our warehouse location via- UPS Ground and may ship separately from other items. Express Shipping is only available for this item by special arrangement. Please contact us for a shipping quote.

Shipments to Alaska, Hawaii, US Territories, and International destinations:

A shipping surcharge may be applied based on delivery address. You will be contacted with a shipping quote, or you many inquire for details prior to placing your order.

No returns/exchanges will be accepted for this product. All sales are final.



Monkey Rocker Fucking Machine
Online Price : $685.00
The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine - High Quality Dildo Thrusting Sex Machine For Insatiable Fetish Sex Pleasure

Obviously, you deserve all the sexual pleasure you can get. But human partners can sometimes let you down. If you find yourself wishing your lover or lovers were more dependable or more available, may we suggest one that will get you off anytime, every time. The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine is one of the best innovations in self-pleasuring since the original vibrator was invented. It's a rocking seat with a special pivoting thrust arm assembly which holds and thrusts a wide variety of sex toys.

Though it can't hug you back, or cuddle, it's perfectly understandable for you to develop feelings for your Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine. After all, from the moment you remove it from the unmarked box it arrives in, your Monkey Rocker is ready and eager to please you. Just attach the handle assembly and your favorite dildo, and it's ready to play.

In fact, with no motors to plug in or breakdown, your Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine is always ready to play. You and your fantasies are in complete control. Monkey Rocker relies entirely on your movement to do all of its thrusting. You set the pace. Quick short strokes, long and deep, or anything in between. It's all about you. No guilt, no risk, no one's getting hurt. This is going to be one highly rewarding sexual relationship with no learning curve. With its wide, stable base, and smooth gliding movement, you're going to feel right at home from the first time you climb on your Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine for an exceptional ride.

Settle in, grab the handle if you want, then grab yourself or your magic wand or a nearby human partner, anything you have in mind, the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine is ready to deliver. You can scream if you like, but Monkey Rocker won't make a sound. If you can keep your sound level down, total privacy is yours. And when you're done, you're done. That's it. Your Monkey Rocker doesn't have any expectations.

Your Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine will never berate you for taking too long, coming too soon, leaving suddenly, staying out all night, talking too much, drinking too much or seeing other machines. And no matter how big or small it is, your Monkey Rocker loves your ass. Back it on up. Bring it on. You never have to wonder what it really thinks of you; your Monkey Rocker loves you! And is always ready to prove it.

You move. Monkey Rocker responds. You'll enjoy the sensation created by the special pivoting thrust arm assembly which securely holds and thrusts a wide variety of sex toys. You're in complete control of the action. Fast or slow, shallow or deep, every little move you make becomes magic. Whether you're a man or woman, if you enjoy the sensation of sexual penetration, Monkey Rocker provides what usually requires a partner, without the inconvenience or risk. And being a machine, it can provide an amount or duration of stimulation that many partners cannot. Since you decide how well endowed it is with your
choice of dildo, you can enjoy whatever degree of fullness you prefer.

Your Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine is smooth, silent, and can be enjoyed almost effortlessly. In fact a light push with a finger tip will get it going. The machine rocks so easily your feet don't even have to touch the floor. Just shifting the position of your body will make it go. The movement is so easy and natural that there is virtually nothing to learn, and all your attention can be focused on your pleasure, not the machine.

If you like variety in your masturbation or humping, the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine was designed with you in mind. You can face the handle, which feels like being on top facing your partner, or you can face away from the handle, which feels more like doggie style. Some people prefer one or the other, many enjoy both. Some dildos have a bend which can face forward or back. By changing the way you face, and/or the way the dildo faces you can easily create a variety of sensations.

The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine ships with a removable Vac-U-Lock plug to attach any Vac-U-Lock dildo. Also included are small, medium and large rubber O-rings and a strong adjustable strap which when used together, allow mounting of almost any flared base dildo. High quality silicone toys are usually available in a flared base style for use with harnesses. They work great with Monkey Rocker.

Every human physical function is enhanced by regular use. Sexual response and satisfaction is no exception. Studies have shown a strong correlation between regular sexual satisfaction and overall health and well-being for both men and women. If you are a single woman you may not always have easy access to a convenient, safe, and suitable sex partner. But with your Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine you always have a willing, capable partner that will do just what it takes to please you whenever you want. Don't neglect your sexual happiness just because you have high standards. You deserve all the sexual pleasure you desire, and you shouldn't have to resort to Mr. Wrong just because you haven't found Mr. Right. Monkey Rocker can help keep you satisfied while you hold out for someone who deserves you.

Of course you can please yourself with just your hands or a vibrator, but good masturbation is all about fantasy. And your Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine allows your fantasies to take full flight. The sensations you'll experience with Monkey Rocker will make your fantasies more real than with just a vibrator. With your favorite sex toys and a Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine you’ll experience more intense orgasms more often.By making it easier and more fun for you to enjoy solo satisfaction, Monkey Rocker helps you reduce risky sexual behavior. Sometimes you just need to get off. Why let that unfilled need lead you into dangerous or annoying entanglements?

Even if you are having regular sexual encounters, a Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine can add spice and variety to your sex life. Whether it’s extra stimulation for you while you’re giving head, (wouldn’t that be nice for a change?) or standing in during his down time, Monkey Rocker is always ready to please.

Some women even find that enjoying a Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine with their girlfriends makes for an ecstatic and empowering bonding experience.

What is the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine?
Monkey Rocker is one of the best innovations in self-pleasuring since the vibrator. It's a rocking seat with a special pivoting thrust arm assembly which holds and thrusts a wide variety of sex toys.

Do people really use this thing?
Yes. Whether you're a man or woman you'll find that it provides the kind of penetrative sexual satisfaction that usually requires a partner, without the inconvenience or risk. Since it is a machine, it can provide an amount or duration of stimulation that most partners cannot. And since you decide how well endowed it is with your choice of dildo, you can enjoy whatever degree of fullness you want.

Is the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine trying to make men obsolete?
Absolutely not. It won't satisfy your need for human contact and companionship. If you are like most of our customers you'll use it to augment or spice up your sex life. You may be surprised to learn that it works great as a supplement to foreplay!

Isn't the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine just an expensive dildo holder?
Is a car just an expensive form of mechanical legs? Sometimes you want to go farther or faster than you could without the machine. That's why we create and love machines. Convenience and pleasure have become an expected part of modern life. Why leave your sex life in the stone age?

Does it fold up or disassemble for storage?
The handle and thrust arm assembly remove easily with our quick-release hardware.

How big is it/how much does it weigh?
Monkey Rocker is smaller and shorter than it looks in pictures. The cushions at their widest point are 16 inches wide. At the narrowest point the cushions are 14 inches wide. The tops of the cushions are 16 inches from the floor. Length without the handle assembly is just over 22 inches. It weighs just 25 pounds and is easy to carry by the integrated handles on the cradle sides. The shape is not just sexy, it's useful too!

Can a Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine be used with a vibrator?
One of the big advantages of the Monkey Rocker is that it frees up your hands for other fun things like vibrators or partners or both. Perhaps you love a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. If you also like simultaneous penetration and don't have a partner to handle that part, it can become quite an exercise in coordination to get just the sensation you want. With Monkey Rocker on the job, the thrusting part becomes so simple and easy you can really give your clit or cock the attention it deserves!

“First of all let me congratulate you for your phenomenal Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine. You have managed to put together a system that is really unique perhaps because of its simplicity. I truly believe you are doing a great service to humanity even though that may not seem logical or obvious at first sight. It has helped me in many unexpected ways. First, though I am a man, and not gay, I always wanted to be fondled on the back door and had difficulty finding a partner willing/or able to do such job at the moment I needed it. Also I found that it was a necessity for me to be massaged internally. I found I was more stable, more balanced, less frustrated and really more happy with my life when I could have an internal massage. Now I can satisfy that hunger I had for many years and feel I am a new man. I believe for me it was absolutely essential to find a solution to this issue. I wonder if it would not also improve prostrate issues.....Did not the Doctor suggest a prostate massage to release all these tensions? They say Japanese men have less prostate problems because their wives massage their prostate. I know that is a cultural thing but nevertheless it's an interesting observation. Well for me, it does the trick. It is the most important device I have purchased for sexual stimulation. Your device is so smart; It allows me to adjust the stroke, the strength as well as the penetration and speed effortlessly by simply swinging back and forth. What could be simpler or easier! One important factor is that the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine does not have a motor or engine I would be at the mercy of. And of course the most important feature is that it is totally silent. What a joy do be able to use it at any time, knowing that no one is alerted to the fact. I guess discretion was my priority number one. You have accomplished a very personable and practical device. Thank you"

“A few months back I had contacted the creator of a self pleasuring device called the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine. And due to some conflicting schedules and emergencies that creep up on you in everyday life the owner and I lost contact. That is, until I was fortunate enough to get in contact with Dan Siechert again recently. I was honored and fortunate enough to get a tour of the premises where these magnificent sex machines are created. Initially, I was a bit timid to sit down on a Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine. Besides, how was I to know if this was going to be my bag or not. Well luckily for me, I got my very own demo model that I was able to pick up and bring home a few days after my tour of the shop. So once I got it home, I was in awe of the craftsmanship and the beauty of the device. The attention to detail that went into the creation of this high-end fucking machine was astounding. Even the packaging and instructions were impressive. I was tempted to call everybody I knew just to have them come over and see the awesome new sex toy that I just got, but I didn't because I knew the first thing that I would be asked was "well, have you tried it yet?" And I hadn't, so after a few cocktails my curiosity was piqued. So I decided to give it a try. I do have to admit that I was a bit Goldilock-ish in the fact that I had to break out my artillery of toys to find the one toy that was the perfect fit and curve. My third choice was just the right size, angle, and length. It was the GoodFella Realistic. So once I had my toy of choice and a bit of warming up, it took about a minute to find my rocking groove. I was initially using the handle, but once I was able to get the humping rhythm going with my legs it freed up my hands to do some other exploring. I do not believe that the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine is intended to be used by itself because once I realized that I had full use of my hands, I put them and my mouth to work on my husband who was more than thrilled to participate in my rockin' sextravaganza. The height of the Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine was perfect. My husband was able to sit on the edge of our bed while I was able to simultaneously keep on rockin', orally please him, and hold a vibrator with my right hand for clitoral stimulation. Surprisingly, even with a few cocktails in me it didn't take all that much coordination. It sounds like it would, but it didn't. Being able to receive hands free penetration and still be able to control the depth of penetration was amazing. There are sometimes when a woman is about to orgasm, she prefers just a little bit of rapid, short jabs of penetration...and then there are times when she prefers a deep, slow penetration. The Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine allows for whatever type of penetration you desire. So my very first night (and certainly not my last) with the monkey rocker was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!! After having shared my experience with some friends of mine, I was bombarded with offers to babysit it if I should ever have the need for someone to keep an eye on it for me. Seems that there is going to be quite the waiting list for volunteer Monkey Rocker Hybrid Fucking Machine babysitters.”

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